{COMPLETED} This is my first story, so only constructive criticism, please. Also, there's no smut. Sorry not sorry. I ain't writing that shit. Also also, there's probably gonna be some gore, but that's to be expected. I'll keep the character pretty gender neutral, but I'm personally a demigirl so forgive me if the character seems a bit feminine at times. ◊◊◊ You're a pretty average person. Your parents are divorced, but that's not really unique. You're kinda pessimistic, some venture to call you "depressed" or "emo", but everybody goes through that phase. ◊◊◊ "Can't you just leave me alone for one night?" I snap. His laughs only fuel my rage. "I'm here to help you - Can't you see that?" he soothes. I just glare at him. "Yeah, making me kill a guy and driving me insane is real 'helpful'. Thanks." The demon shakes his head. "You don't understand, yet. I'm freeing you from the prison that is your conscience." "No, thanks. I like not being a sociopath." "Do you?"

{COMPLETED} This Reader is basically the same as the first book (Darkiplier x Reader) I wrote. Same general world, but the story itself will be original. The events in my first book haven't happened in this universe. Still no smut. Again, I'll try to keep the character gender neutral. ◊◊◊ You meet Anti because he thought you were emotionally weak. He thought he could take advantage of you. Yeah, well, you're not going down that easy. You decide to show him what you're really made of. ◊◊◊ "Those nightmares aren't all fun and games, you know," he explains. "I've got a ton of information on you, [Y/N]. Strengths, weaknesses, fears... I know you much better than you think."

this is a book

What if Stanley never broke Stanford's machine? What if Stanford never built the portal? What if Stanley and Stanford lived together in Gravity Falls? What if Bill was watching Stanley his whole life? What if... *Alex Hirsch owns Gravity Falls*

Well hello there! I see you've found this secret deeply buried in the darkest depths of Tar- okay don't believe me. I'm (Y/N) Pines, the unknown aunt of Dipper and Mabel. I'm the daughter of Stanford Pines, author of the journals. Now that you've read this, you're no longer safe! But it does give you something to read when your bored. So read at your own risk! (Pic ain't mine!)

This book officially contains all the Softverse fics from my tumblr (@K9Effect) and my Ao3 account (@Oh_DAMNeron).

You hated your life. At the age of twelve, you had no friends, your father never loved or cared for you, and you were treated like dirt everywhere you went. You wanted that pain to end, to have a better life, with friends and a real family who cared about you. One night, a man with a pink moustache and a slurred voice gave you the chance to live that life. (This story will revolve mostly around Wilford and Dark, but I will try to do stuff with the other egos. This will NOT have the reader falling in love with the egos, but there will very likely be shipping between the egos themselves ) THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS WHILE I WORK ON A MORE AMBITIOUS STORY

(Read the first one before reading this) It has been thirty years since Stanford and Sandra were taken by Bill. Stanley had researched and researched his brother's journals to find a way to get his brother and daughter back. He had finally made a portal, half with his powers and half with stealing supplies from the U.S. government. Stanley had faked his death so Carla couldn't blame him for Sandra's disappearance. Carla had taken the news badly, and moved away at once. Fiddleford, on the other hand, had created an invention to forget everything that happened after he gave Stanley back his powers, and now he was the local kook. Now, it was the summer 30 years later, and Stanley had been put in charge of his great niece and great nephew, Mabel and Dipper. For more than half of the summer, Stanley had managed to keep both the portal and his powers away from them. But, they have found out about the portal, and had brought Stanford and Sandra back. Except, they were not alone... Sandra has been missing her home and her father for thirty years. Now, she has returned, along with her uncle. But, a lot happens in thirty years, and now she needs to learns the ways of the present by her niece and nephew. But that's not all. A man, who seems eerily familiar, has been showing her around the town, helping her out. Sandra doesn't know it, but the man is slowly leading her, and her family's, destruction... *Gravity Falls belongs to Alex Hirsch*

Top o' the mornin' to yah! I'm Jack, I've been alone most of my life, my room mate just moved out and my house has never been quieter. I live in a quiet little town and I work down at a cafe ever since my YouTube channel failed. Also the area I live in, they discriminate and even kill those who are queer, dating is very risky for someone like me. Syd, Aly, and Nat, my best friends, somehow convince me that I deserve someone to love and I should take the risk in finding someone. They come up with a crazy idea to get me on a dating site. Boy after boy, none of them just seem to click with me. Each one is the same, i'm ready to give up. But then I go on one final date from a guy online by the name of Markimoo. After meeting him, I don't think anything has been the same. It's a cliché thing to say, but it's true. He's the best risk I ever have taken.

I ship Markimash and so I wrote a fanfic about it :-)