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⚠️THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY MARIO X LUIGI THIS IS A PARODY!!!⚠️ Mario decides that today is the day he finally confesses his love for Luigi! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💚💚💚💚💚💚 Will it go over well? Or will Luigi reject him? ;-; (I fucking hate myself for writing this) Also tw swearing

⚠️THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY BOWSER X BOWSER JR THIS IS A PARODY!!!⚠️ Bowser is having trouble figuring out his feelings for Bowser jr, so he asks a friend for help❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 Will his friend help, or will he never tell Bowser jr his true feelings? ;-; (Somehow my shit Mario x Luigi parody got to #18 in the spaghetti tag at one point and is in the top 1000 for parody and has 16 reads at the time of writing this. So why not make a slightly more serious sequel of it with a ship that has two crimes in it instead of one) Also tw swearing