John's never seen a kid like him. He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing for smoking and James Bond, his favorite ice cream is mint with a chocolate swirl, and he is absolutely addicted to Pop Rocks and toffee. He enjoys pretty boys and warehouses, where he can hoard and think and be alone. Also, bumper cars, and John Watson. But Sherlock Holmes's thing, his niche, his calling in life... is to steal. Books. Wallets. Phones. Cars. Everything you've ever wanted, he's had. Everything you've ever wished for, he's stolen. Everything you are, everything you told yourself that you weren't, he owns, and he plays you like an out-of-tune violin. Does that mean that John's going to let him steal his heart? Not a shot in hell.

"You look hot with eyeliner on. But like no homo, bro." "Hey, Arch?" "Yeah, Jug?" "I think you mean all the homo, baby boy."

" i bet you can't get that nerd to fall inlove with you." "At what cost?" read the rest to find out! Will jaedens heart be broken? Or will a new love blossom? DISCLAIMER: Swearing! Intense content!! DISCLAIMER : no lowercase intended

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list. A beautiful tale of pranks, turkey heists, Christmas truths, failed attempts at romance, laughter, death, and very deep love during the Marauders' seventh year at Hogwarts. SB/RL JP/LE Wolfstar.

A crack book for the BBS Squad Fandom. Inspired by: BFB Crack Book None of the jokes in the book are mine.

R E A D ▶︎ I N T R O D U C T I O N "How did you know it was me you needed to show around?" "My dad said to look for a good looking boy with bold green eyes and black floppy hair." "So you think I'm good looking." He said. Archie stared at him for a split second, his mouth turning up into a slight smirk before letting out a chuckle of bemusement. "Goodbye." He called before rushing down the hallway. *** The boy had been nameless for as long as he could remember, which despite being 17 years old, is only five years. He was an odd boy to try and get to know. He talked in absolutes, specifically in old English, barely ate, and the only things he seemed to love was Seattle, books, words, and the rain. Archie, on the other hand, was the son of Fred Andrews, the nameless boy's social worker. He was adventurous, different, and to the boy's surprise, cute. Archie was probably the first person the boy had ever come across that stared at him with such neutrality as he did regularly. The boy found that intriguing. Will an encounter of obvious indifference on the boy's first day at school bud into something more? *** ▶︎ ?/?/? ◼︎ ?/?/? DistressInDisguise©

Ishimaru and Mondo are best friends, "kyoudai's" even. But, Ishimaru has hidden feelings, feelings that grow more each day. Little does he know, Mondo has those exact feelings bottled up as well.

A collection of the various IshiMondo oneshots I've written. Assume everything is non-despair AU, but you can imagine it's pre-despair if you like pain.

Katsuki always wants to punch Izuku for being almost stronger than him. Izuku knows him and Katsuki are both strong. But what if they start to feel different towards each other?

Little KatsuDeku one shots because I can't get enough of this pair! I hope you enjoy them!