Sarcastic comebacks

Random Funny Text messages

Welcome to my new book where I'll be adding chats with Queen

After losing his baba, the only person he ever truly loved, is it possible for Maxwell to find love again? A second installment to Three's Company, following Maxwell as he faces the world with the remainders of his father's stigma and grief that can last a lifetime. * I do have one shots with Maxwell in them but they are unrelated to the book * [started April 2, 2018 - finished July 2, 2018]

Calling All Boys is the sequel book to Body Language, so please read that one before reading this one! Love and people are both complicated things. Some find one easy, some find them both easy...some find both of them very difficult. Freddie, Brian, Roger and John all continue their journeys to discover themselves, other people...and maybe a little love...but of course not all without many hiccups and lots of drama along the way. One is still yearning after the other. But who wants who and who will get their own way? Who will succeed and who will regret their decisions? Love triangles? Cheating? One night stands? Regrets? Marriage? Strangers? Friends? Boys? Girls? Who knows. But one things for certain, anything can happen when it comes to Queen. Calling All Boys.

Freddie Mercury, the flamboyant eccentric frontman, who everyone thinks is only in it for the one night stands, wants Brian May, the curly haired, quiet guitarist. He has done for years, he thinks he's gorgeous. Then again... Roger and John secretly want each other too... Freddie is lonely. Can Roger and John help him win over Brian? Does Rogers own problems get in the way with John? Can John fully accept himself? Will all of their pasts get scraped up and cause disturbances between them all? Why can't Freddie read Brian's body language like he can other people's? Does Freddie stop sleeping around? Does Freddie win Brian? Do Roger and John get together? Whose Charlie? (A lot of swearing, sex talk and...well, sex. You have been warned! OH AND A HELL OF A LOT OF DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!) This book is now COMPLETED and I am now currently writing and posting the SEQUEL to this book, Calling All Boys. So when you've read this one, hop on over to that one for even more juicy drama <3

Okay, so this is purposely written terribly. Read at your own risk lmao.

It all started in 1971 when that mousey looking boy walked on stage to do a simple bassist audition. Who would've thought that it'd get this far? Warning: There are some mature parts in this book, I just didn't want to mark the book as mature because I didn't want Wattpad deleting any of my chapters!! this is an AU so obviously not everything is correct. [started March, 2016 - finished November 27, 2016]

Behold, my beloved Queenies... THE BOOK OF QUEEN TEXTS!!!