this was based off of a chain of comments on a story called Wishes by rain_drain (and special thanks to kittyfiredraws for making me publish this)

Evan get's a high text from an unknown number, and after talking a while he wonders if the person on the other end isn't so unknown after all. Treebros / EvanxConner / Cevan [ Stepbrothers (bmc/deh) is introduced at pt 20] - Graphics by stiles24stilinskiXD - Trigger Warnings: Depression, Anxiety, Panic Attacks, Drug Abuse, Toxic relationships.

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

Lance has been training every night in secret; he believes he isn't good enough to be a paladin of Voltron. What happens when he injures himself and has to wait for someone to find him? Lance has a crush on Keith, maybe Keith can help him more than he thought, or was Keith the reason all of this started in the first place? Possible epilogue if anyone likes this. (I'm new to Wattpad please no flames; if you don't like gay couples or don't ship this, don't read. Simple) Warnings: Mentions of self harm, bullying, depression, and self doubt, very angst-y

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!