it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

The last day of high school. One of the saddest days of my life. The last day I would see Louis. Ever. Then one day I switched on the telly, and there was Louis Tomlinson. Running along on a beach in a music video. Then the next day. He turns up at my house. 1: I am in my pj's and 2: There are four other guys with him. Yay! (sarcasm). Im Athena and this is the story of how I suddenly become famous, fall inlove with my old best friend, and accidently set Zayn Malik's jeans on fire.

Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. "That awkward moment when the man you love doesn't know you're a woman" Very over-weight 22 year old girl Callie has a mega crush on her hunkie new apartment next door neighbor Chris ...(age 24). The thing is, since Callie is so overweight, Chris mistakes her for a guy but she doesn't tell him the truth because they've become buddies and she doesn't want to lose that bond with him. Then Chris makes her start going to the gym to lose weight and as the pounds comes off, Chris begins to see these changes...like Callie starts to look more girly, and since he's a total playboy and lady lover, he starts getting attracted to her while thinking that she's still a "he". Basically, he thinks he's going gay. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar.

Clarisse isn't geeky, nor is she popular. The high school hottie, Logan Jackson hasn't communicated much with her until their relationship blossoms when she offers him a piece of chocolate.