"What is it that you seek from me?" "Perfection."

"You look so dead." "Well you did find me on Tumblr."

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"

Hoseok model from Korea wants to learn English Yoongi internet meme from NY texting fic

The first time Yoongi met the neon dancer, he was roped into a dance at a strange club in the city. The second was days later on a bitter December morning, the same dancer hungry and shivering on the side of a busy street. -ʏᴏᴏɴᴍɪɴ

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

Yoongi and Hoseok hate each other They really do That is until Yoongi receives an unknown message Textfic | crack

Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung have been friends for years. Hell, they were more like brothers. Navigating everything from school to relationships, they learned to count on each other for most things. But when one mistake changes the course of their friendship, the two must acknowledge there is no going back - only forward. They will need to redefine their entire relationship, and it will end in one of two ways: happiness or complete devastation. 𝗔 𝗧𝗔𝗘𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆! Contains: ✔ Fluff ✔ Mature content and language ✔ SWITCH TAE & SWITCH KOOK

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

'when the incubus meets the sadist' top: Hoseok bottom: Yoongi Cover art by kytanamoon Demon AU Rankings: #1 junghoseok 6/28/2019 #1 sope 8/3/2019 #1 BTS 8/5/2019 #1Yoonseok 8/6/2019 #1 minyoongi 12/2/2019 #1 kimseokjin 12/29/2019 #1J-hope 2/3/2020 #1 Demons 3/7/2020 #1 bts 5/10/2020