They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Dravin, a not so typical high school student, who finds her way into a new world. A world filled with darkness, and despair. Forests full of dead trees, ruins of what remains of castles, and much more that she doesn't understand. She travels through this unknown place, hearing voices of a man, who tells her there's no way out, and no one to help her. She thinks she has died and gone to hell, but where she is may be much worse.