"They say distance makes the heart grow stronger, but I hope it makes yours grow wiser."

"I don't want a soulmate anymore."

"Why are you looking at me like you know who I am?" [Sequel to "Lust"]

"If this is what hell feels like, then I'm not afraid to die."

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."