This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

[If you already know the rules of object shows, you can skip this.] 127 contestants compete in teams to win: Two dream islands, and, two million dollars. Every episode will have a challenge, the losing team will be up for elimination, obviously. You can vote in the comments to show who you want to leave the game, the contestant with the most votes, will obviously be eliminated. For every 10 episodes, there will be a person rejoining the show, you can vote for who you want to come back in the comments, The eliminated contestants with the most votes will rejoin the game. There are also token for the contestants, here are what they're for: Win token- subtract half the votes. Immunity token or ticket- Automatically makes you safe . Revenge token- Give half the votes to the person you chosse.

Five years after the Battle of Piggy Island, life on Bird Island has been wonderful. Red's been accepted as a member of the community, Chuck's found true love (hard to believe, I know) and is about to start a family, and Matilda and Terence's romance is growing stronger every day. But when all seemed perfect, the pigs return and steal the eggs once again. With the help of a young falcon named Silver, Red, Chuck, Bomb, Matilda, Terence, and the baby Blues have to go on an incredible journey to get them back. I don't own The Angry Birds Movie. If I did, I would've made Terence Red's long lost brother.

It's a lotta stories from the WHOLE Angry Birds Squad. The squad grows bigger, and bigger by the time. But, the stories were only imagines (not based on the movie). A mix of adventure, romance, mystery, and many more. They've been through ups and downs in their life & they'll make it together. The chapters here are updated frequently. Thanks, Audrey Belle

Each chapter will have a oneshot/mini story with you and an Angry Birds character. I'm basing the characters off of the movie, so it would be helpful if you've seen it (it's actually pretty good). Feel free to comment what you want the next one to be! See the "Request Form" chapter! <><><><><> Highest Ranking: #3 in Angry Birds