Allie Grace Redwood works for the FBI in New York, but what will happen when she is promoted to London and has to leave her family behind? What does she and Louis Tomlinson discover when they are assigned a case on missing people at The Savoy? How will they get on when egos and personalities clash? And will they figure out the mystery of Room 99 at the world famous London hotel?

The fault is not in our FanFics, dear readers, but in ourselves. A collection of everything wrong with fanfictions (mainly One Direction). Written sarcastically by twins. N.B. Each chapter is only a couple of sentences, so even though it looks long, it won't take forever to read. Enjoy! xxx