Funny texts,riddles,jokes of many types! Everything is packed into this funny book. (These are not my jokes, I just found them and thought you people would enjoy them)

You thought the game has ended. Oh well,akala mo lang yun. The killer wanted to play again. A game called revenge. Highest rank: #3

Students are preparing for the class picture... But one day, Something bad happens...

((ON HOLD INDEFINITELY)) You have just graduated from the Academy of the Hidden Leaf Village. No longer a student but a Genin, you set out with your former classmates Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke to complete missions and climb your way to becoming great ninjas with the help of your teacher, Kakashi-sensei, to whom you have taken an odd interest in. You must fight your foes and battle the emotions inside yourself as well, but what will come out of it?

She's the Omega; he's the Alpha's son. Her life's been full of pain; his has been full of parties, popularity, and potential. She's filled with shame; he's filled with pride. She's had to learn independence; he doesn't know the meaning of the word. No guy would want to be seen dead with her; he's got girls begging for his attention. She's accepted she's nothing; his ego is the size of the sun. She's the shadow; he's the light. They're from completely opposite ends of the spectrum. How can two people have both lived for the same amount of years but the outcomes be so different? And can you believe that they used to be best friends when they were younger? How will they react when they both find out that they're predestined mates? And what happens when they're forced to work together to help protect the Pack? Read 'OMEGA' to find out! This story is completed but soon to be under major construction so apologies for any plot holes/time gaps/confusion that may occur until it's finished!! The cover was made by 0LizzyBrown0 :)

Haven was an alphas daughter. Although she thought she was just an ordinary girl, her father always told her she was destined for greatness. When news of a great pack invading reached her, Haven couldn't believe her ears. She quickly left her pack work, and went out to fight off the intruders. She prepared for a war, but what she got was much worse. Well, at least to her. Having one mate is hard enough, and an alpha at is one of the hardest. Imagine having two alpha mates. That's what the one girl who didn't want one mate, got. Is it double trouble or just more fun? • "I have twin mates?" I asked out loud, shit this was confusing. "Yes, baby girl." Kiran whispered softly in my ear. I hadn't even noticed him lean forward. "But I'm not a twin." I asked, voicing my confusion, I'm not a twin. Am I? I don't think I am. Wait, yesterday, my mate. He was alpha. Oh shit. "We're alphas honey. We only need one, and that one is you." • Best ranking: #1 in Werewolf 12/06/2018 #1 in twins 12/06/2018

I never pitied anyone, because the grass wasn't greener on this side either. But the one woman I felt bad for all my life was the unknown mate of the man who is getting engaged to his pregnant girlfriend today. I could hear the music coming from the engagement party happening a few yards from where I was. As I lay on the cold hospital bed, I didn't know if I should laugh or cry at the irony of the moon goddess's 'gift' for me. Turns out the woman I pitied all my life was ME. ________

Highest Rankings: #1 in Featured #1 in Werewolf #1 in Dragon #1 in Fantasy #1 in Adventure #1 in Action #1 in Series #23 in Romance "Lyzaria! What did I tell you about the forest?" My father scolds me sharply. I flinch at the anger in his voice and quickly retract my hand, inches from the trunk of the tree. "Sorry father, I couldn't help it. The trees are just so beautiful," I whine turning towards him. His face softens slightly and he scoops me up into his muscled arms. I wrap my small arms around his neck and bury my face into his shoulder. He hugs me tightly and carries me away from the forest. "Why can't we go into the forest?" I ask, looking over his shoulder to see the red and gold leaves slowly disappear from view as we climb the hill. "The forest is a dangerous place," he sighs. "How can something so beautiful be so dangerous?" I mutter in confusion. "The danger is in its beauty." **Cover by SodaliteSilver**

*Completed* *Unedited* With every step he took towards me, I took one back until I hit the edge of his bed. A deep growl rumbled from his throat and I tried to make myself smaller in hopes that he would leave me alone. Being a human, I stood no chance against this beast in front of me. He would tear me apart. His muscles rippled with ease from underneath his shirt; his stance towered over me; his eyes colored with darkness; and I knew he was struggling to keep his wolf contained. "Kitten, don't act all scared. This is what you wanted, isn't it? You've always fantasized about what it would be like to be with a beast like me." His hand approached me slowly and then brushed my hip. I gasped. His teeth grazed my neck and I unconsciously leaned my head away, so he could have more room. "Answer me!" he growled. My chest furiously moved up and down as I tried to calm myself. I shook my head. "Well, Kitten, you're MINE. Whether you like it or not." From a very young age, Mae has been told by her father to stay away from werewolves. They were too rough, too dangerous for humans, but she always had a fascination with them. Damon was the Alpha of the Night Bane pack and he was exactly what Mae's father told her he would be - rough and dangerous. *Not my cover art @ Jojoesart

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