"ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʀɪɢᴛʜ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴅɪᴇ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛʟʏ..." "ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ" ʜᴇ ᴄʀɪᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ, ʜɪs sᴏʙs ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴜᴅ ᴀs sʜᴏᴄᴋ ғɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ.

if you want some laughs, start reading! want to know trolls? start reading! Want to.....You know what? JUST START READING!

Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now. (Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety) Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like this.