"And if a bitch try to play me then that bitch is a goner" Highest Ranks #2 in Teengirl #3 in Humor and #2 in Money

Do you want to laugh? Do you? You know you want to, don't you. Come on, don't be afraid---- Just read me>>>>>

'MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PAST AND I'M HOME BOUND,' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'STARING BLANKLY AHEAD, MAKING MY WAY, MAKING MY WAY THROUGH THE CROWD.' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'DADADADADADADUN....AND I NEED YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND I MISS YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND NOW I WONDE-' 'Oh, my, god. Can you please shut the fuck up!' These are just many of the arguments you will hear in this book. The title say's it all. Noah Le Blanc, the most dangerous person in the world, make's the biggest mistake of his life when he orders his best friend Liam to kidnap someone innocent for 'Shits and Giggles' as Isabella says. So Liam picks a small girl in a hoodie. Isabella Jade. The craziest, Sarcastic, smartass, Badassed, sassiest and one of the most intelligent people anyone would ever get to meet. Did I say she was an absolute Psycho? 'Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah, Noa-' 'What do you want!' 'I had a dream that you were a duck last night.' Give it a shot

Dear Black People, Sincerely, a sorry white girl • • • • • • • • • • Safe Place

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }

*WARNING This story is very graphic and sexual reader discretion is advised* ''Remember when I said those feeling I had for you were gone?'' Harry whispered into my ear his lips brushing against my neck. ''Y-Yeah'' I whispered. ''I lied'' He says before turning me around and forcefully kissing me. It shocked me at first but eventually I gave in moving my lips in sync with his. ''I want you'' I whispered into his ear. ''I want you too trust me. I want you so much it hurts, but I can't, management wants me with Kendall'' He says. I push him onto my bed before climbing up and straddling him. ''Just think of me as your... Dirty little secret'' I say with a smirk dancing on my lip before reconnecting our lips.

Sarcastic, clumsy 19 year old Ava Dawson moves to California to start afresh from her past only to be intertwined with cold yet warm hearted billionaire Kaison. Follow the crazy life of Ava as she deals with him, him, and him again, and something called love? How will Kai handle Ava's crazy and wild personality? Read to find out... | Highest in HUMOUR #1 |

29# in nerdy Wilma Juraez is nerdy and weak - at least that's what everyone thinks. She's really a 9th degree black belt in taekwondo, and she'll make sure everyone know when she fly kicks the bad boy in the face.

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Three possessive guys and one innocent girl. Roxanne Clears has the tendency to draw attention from the possessive guys. Shy, quiet, keeps to herself..maybe that's what draws those guys to her. Or are they just drawn to her because she's the only girl in grade eleven that hasn't had a boyfriend or anything more? There is always a reason why people are the way they are. Why are those guys so jealous and overprotective of one shy girl? You'll have to read to figure out. :3