What happens when draco malfoy is the future vampire king and harry potter is his mate? Well let's just say shit hits the fan. -- I mean who doesn't love a little character bashing? -Draco is a drama queen (what's new) -Harry is angsty and ready to let his inner Slytherin come out to play -Ron is a jealous boi secretly (not so secretly) hating on Harry -Hermione just wants to be better than anyone else - Ginny is a stalker trying to get Harry's attention - Neville got braces and a back bone over the summer - And Luna is a sweet muffin that has Harry's back no matter what (and is dating the twins cuz why not)