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Enchilada Ed by WaltTwitman
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All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that. Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at a low-key Mexican restaurant; Ed never signed up for abject humiliation. And when a lovestruck girl snaps a covert picture of Ed while he serves her an enchilada, he couldn't possibly have anticipated becoming the internet's latest imaginary boyfriend. The fame is immediate and disorienting, but if it helps Ed convince quirky foreign exchange student Audra to attend prom with him, being "Enchilada Ed" might not be so bad. (Formerly Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food)
Songs  by Emo_Paige
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Lyrics to all your favorite songs, I take requests :)
Ten Reasons Not To Die by RiceLover
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"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
Ryden! 100% PROOF! by -TheRealMe-
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I KNOW Ryden is 100% real- was real. Read everything, & it will change the way you see the world... These aren't just your average 'theories'. This is solid evidence that Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie were much, much more than just friends. WARNING: Ryden may take over your entire life.