Book Of Sarcasm |✔

-Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

Crazy come backs

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Comebacks To Use. (funny comebacks and insults)

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Need a good comeback? Need a good revenge plan? Well you've come to the right place. here are the funniest comebacks of the year.

Great Come Backs!!

Great Come Backs that will never fail to let you down!!!

Protecting the President's Son | ✔️

[Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction] Luna Prescott is a young special agent and Ace Crawford is the President's son. On one eventful day, she gets given the undercover mission to protect the Ace from the 'danger' in Westside High. Will her physical and mental abilities be enough to keep him safe, let alone survive the t...

If I was his Ms. Right {BTS JUNGKOOK FANFIC}

"It never came up to my mind to be with you, to you be my first kiss, and to fall for you. Because I wasn't your Ms. Right,-" he suddenly grabbed my waist that made my body be that near to him. He held my spine and passionately kissed me. "Just, shh... I didn't request any Ms. Right,"

Zodiac Signs

A list of Zodiac Sign Scenarios.

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something...

Three Gangs and a Silver Sin

(Sequel to Two Gangs and a Golden Girl) *** "If you even think about touching me, I will literally rip off your arm," I growl when Xavier prowls closer. He doesn't stop. His poison green eyes drill into mine. "I will have you, Marigold, and we will rule this world. Mark my words," he says when he's right up against me...

Two Gangs and a Golden Girl

"I didn't ask to be in the middle of your ego-battle," I grumble. Blake pins me to my locker, hands resting on either side of my head. "Well, you got it in anyway, Darling," he whispers. His face is inches away from mine and damn me for licking my lips. I am NOT falling for these guys. And then, at the corner of my e...

Pretty Little Psycho *Complete* ✅

She walked in, almost twenty minutes late to first period, and was dancing a bit. "Name?" Our teacher asks her. The beautiful girl turned to him, hair that reminded me of a galaxy flying all over. "Diana Diamond, I'm the new kid." She answers, her galaxy eyes twinkling with mischief. "Please take your seat Ms. Diamond...

Fidget *Complete* ✅

"How come they call you Fidget?" He asks. "Because I fidget and shake a lot." I answer. "Why do you do that?" He asks. Wow, he is really nosy. "Stuff happened, and me fidgeting and shaking is the cause of it." I answer, for once, truthfully. "Well, do you want to hear my theory." He says before standing in front of me...

After

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

BTS Easy Lyrics

easy lyrics from bts's song

Chasing Red

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...

Crazy,Awkward,Sweet

"I missed having a little cas in my life." He smirked, letting his eyes show a little life. It was a sight to see and no words could do it justice. "What's cas?" I frowned, confused. "It's who you are. Crazy, Awkward, and Sweet." After her mother takes a job out of the country, Matey Greer is sent to live with her...

Pick Up Lines

A list of Pick Up Lines.

Funny comebacks & insults

hey! no judging asshole! im jk geez! anyways hope u have a great day!!!

Comebacks

Do you ever come across stupid people? Or maybe people you hate? We all do every once in a while. But there is always a way around these stupid people, and the ones you hate, when they're being idiots. That being COMEBACKS! In this book, you're sure to find comebacks that can work in a lot of different situations. Jus...

Comebacks

The book of the most witty comebacks for those sassy bitches

Comebacks

Looking for good comebacks your reading the right book

Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Here We Go Again.

Jo Carter, is a teenage girl that lives in New York, she's sarcastic, funny and not your typical girly-girl type but she's a bad bitch for sure. She goes to Jamison High. She's almost a class clown that, makes everyone laugh and the teachers love and hate her you could say. That's when a new guy comes into the view. N...

Comebacks (funny comebacks & insults)

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Comeback Queen

"I hate you." He scowled. "Well, I never said you had to like me, now did I?" I said sassily.He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms across his chest. "Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find your brain back there." He glared at me. "Shut up with your lame combacks, they suck!" "Your just mad cause you're getting...

Popular Nerd

Nathan Johnson is the nerdiest guy in school- everyone knows it. But Paige Heartfield couldn't help but see something more of him. So, when she goes to his house to return his phone, she discovers he isn't so nerdy after all. What happens when Paige advices Nathan to join the football team? And what happens when he be...

Questions The Nerd Got Wrong... #Wattys2016

Cover by @daniella-lavonne ~~~~ "You're a nerd you should know the answer" he said inches away from my face "And what if I don't?" I answered crossing my arms over my chest. They took a step closer if that was even possible and said in a very hushed whisper "then you got the answer wrong... and real nerds don't g...

You're So Annoying ✔️

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep."...

The Bad Boy Saved Me ✔

{SENSITIVE CONTENT} Olivia Greene. A typical nerd? Not really. Shy. Awkward. Fashion sense from hell? Of course. Olivia has been picked on her entire high school life. It's finally senior year and she can't wait to graduate and move away. But what she didn't realise was that the year was going to turn her life upside...

Since Summers

The People Choice Awards 2019 Winner for Best Diverse Books Never had Autumn thought that she would break up with her boyfriend, Tyler, until the day she met Frazier Ronan, the one person who turned her life upside down, created chaos, and made her defy all her principles. ...