Hello! You may know me, you may not. For those who don't: I am Professor Klepper! Professor of cryptozoology! World renowned- okay, perhaps not the last one. I do get incredibly excitable. If you have the interest for the weird and paranormal, then read my logs! I have spent many decades studying these extraordinary creatures and I invite you to join me!

Hello there, old chap. It's been a good long while since you and I managed to sit down and chat. My fault. I'm sorry, friend. Since the world went pear-shaped, the thought of my own mortality has certainly been weighing upon me. I've cheated death in the past, of course. Though, as it stands, I'm an old man. I'm coming up on my three-hundred-and-first birthday! I doubt I'll tell anyone, honestly. I think it'll be nice to celebrate silently, for once. I thought, in the event that I do pass, I'll put my tales and teachings here. Then, I'll always be here to help you when you need me. Even if I die.