Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Everybody has a tale of how they came to be - some tell the journey to strength, some tell the journey to happiness. Some happen to involve cruelty and torture. This is the story of the crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ PUPPET BOY PREQUEL created Nov. 30, 2015. IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

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WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION After Ryan and his best friend are whisked away to a top-secret wizard school, they'll discover immortal demons, new powers, acceptance, and love. ***** After they are brutally assaulted by a gang of bullies, high school outcasts Ryan and Alison decide to perform a vengeance spell on their tormentors. But when the spell only triggers a mild earthquake, they find themselves whisked away by the Marduk Institute, a mysterious organization claiming to be a school for wizards. However, there's more afoot at the Institute than meets the eye. With their old lives gone, Ryan and Alison begin to learn that a little love can go a long way in a desperate situation, but what will happen in our magical coming-of-age love story when an unstoppable foe begins stalking Ryan in his dreams? [Content warning: This original edition of IAGW was pre-sensitivity read, so the story contains instances of violence against LGBT and some homophobic and transphobic language.]

She cares for him.. She loves him... She helps him... She's the one who changed his entire life into a fun one... She's his Personal Assistant... #62 in Fanfiction ♥ (072317) #67 in Fanfiction ♥ (071617) #73 in Fanfiction ♥ (071117) #85 in Fanfiction ♥ (070717) #93 in Fanfiction ♥ (062817) #99 in Fanfiction ♥ (062717) #109 in Fanfiction ♥ (062517) #136 in Fanfiction ♥ (062317) #202 in Fanfiction ♥ (061617) #222 in Fanfiction ♥ (060917) Started: November 27, 2015 ~•°°•~ Gray Fullbuster, one of the richest man in Japan, needs a Personal Assistant since his previous one left him. Gray's father left him and his mother for another woman. After knowing that, Gray's mom committed suicide. Gray's life has never been easy... because of his parents.. He became too melancholic and never loved anyone. He's grumpy, strict and inconsiderate. Juvia Lockser needed a job for her sick mother who's been confined in the hospital for the longest time now. She's kind, cute and caring. Even if everyone said that he's so grumpy, Juvia still loves him. What fate lies between them?

They're the kids of Fairy Tail's finest and they have a lot to live up to. Join the next gen kids as they embark of their own hectic adventures. There will be tears shed, relationships blossoming and of course some bad guy butt whooping. Main ships : NALU, GRUVIA, JERZA, GALE AND MIRAXUS

~~~~ "Everyone has a purpose of living, asshole, and I'm going to tell him that I'm not a toy he can play with!" ~~~~ ~~~~ "If you bastards lay one finger on her, I'll turn you all into ash!" ~~~~ Lucy Heartfilia is what you might call, 'a spoiled rich kid'. Being ignored by her wealth hungry father everyday, she ran away to Magnolia, thinking she'd start a new life at a new place, away from all the sorrows she wishes to leave behind her. She starts her school at "Fairy Tail High" where her pen pal, also her very close friend, introduces her to the mysterious, hot-headed boy who is none other than the richest kid alive in her town. Will she befriend him and live the adventures that lie ahead? Natsu Dragneel, the heart throb of Fairy Tail High, is a salmon-haired guy living a secret life. Sure, he is a popular jock whose smile makes the girl fan and drool over him, but he has a secret, that even he doesn't know. But, the real question is, what is it? Will he ever find it out? Will his newly-made friend find it alongside him and become someone more precious to him than other people he hold dear to his heart? Or will she be a hindrance to the life that he craves to have? A/N: Don't depend on the cover and the introduction. Trust me, the story doesn't stink as much as this does. P.S. Hiro Mashima is the director of anime and the manga. Resemblance of this story to someone's life is coincidental. All the characters are made by him. The plot and the book is mine, and don't even plan to copy this work! Cover by @alicer0sebell

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED