Summary: A Tarnished who has done this whole song and dance a million times before and has reached max level in every skill, starts up one last run. Why? To finally give every last one of his waifus the happy endings they deserve, of course. Told from the perspective of said waifus, as they all try to desperately get a handle on the Tarnished and his antics. This story is already completed on all of my other websites. Posting it here, one update a day, to see how it does. Give it a try and let me know what you think!

After the ruthless Battle of Aeonia, Malenia found herself at the foot of the Haligtree. She was recovering her strength, slumbering, while also waiting for the return of her brother, Miquella. Until a Tarnished interrupted her sleep, saying her brother had been kidnapped, and petulantly offering to be her Blade, to fight for her. Little did the demigod know that this knight was no mere Tarnished. And that more than showing her where her brother was, he would show her a pure and sublime feeling, which transcended even the terrible and unforgivable Scarlet Rot. The characters and fictional universe of Elden Ring, as well as the songs used as "soundtrack," do not belong to me. This is just a story made by a fan and to fans, intended for entertainment purposes only. I am not making any profit from this story. Cover art by @VaiCupcakes Also posted at Archive of Our Own!

a slight alteration to history to fit this story