Lance has a huge crush on one of the employees at the Hot Topic across from the Sephora he works in at Voltron Mall. Little does he know that the feelings are the same for Keith, who can't stop staring at the gorgeous Sephora worker. When Lance's co-workers manage to shove him in on a bribe, nobody can predict what happens next.

Lance has finally moved away from his mothers house and into his own apartment with a roommate. These two will have to learn to get along since they will be living together, but that seems impossible. At least that is until Lance begins getting bruises and other wounds he didn't cause. Though he knew exactly what this meant, seeing his roommate with matching wounds put him in denial and lead to him avoiding his roommate like he had the plague. ----------------------------------------------------------- An AU of klance because I'm so original. WARNING: Lots of swearing like the title of one chapter is literally "Oh Fuck"