Science in the Produce Aisle (Bill Nye x Bob the Tomato)

When sexy, middle aged scientist Bill Nye decides its time to pick up some produce, you'd never believe what he decides to plant in his vegetable garden. A Bill Nye and Veggie Tales fan fic.

Science Rules (Adopted by Bill Nye)

"B-B-B-Bill~kun..." I said as he lifted me off the ground. "Shut up, you dirty slut. We are going home." He walked into an alley way that led to his lab. I cried. He didn't love me. I should just die. But boy oh boy was I wrong. ~~~~~~ FUCKIN HELL THIS IS A JOKE PLS DONT HAte me. TRIGGER WARNIIIIIIIING- self harm...