(COMPLETED) "Welcome to the Millionaire's Club, Daniel. Now stop fucking my husband." Highest Ranking: #2- The Fantastic Foursome

Daniel Howell is twitchy, energetic and slightly hyperactive. Phil Lester is more slow, rhythmic yet intriguing. Although they share a flat, they know next to nothing about each other - well, except they can't stand to live together. Convinced the other is up to something, they begin to investigate, unaware that they're both hiding the same thing. // collab w @foreverhome-

What once could be an undeniable truth could undeniably become a lie. // Dan Howell lies about everything. What he does on Saturday nights, how he feels, what he loves, who he loves. Phil Lester never tells a lie. He's all about promises, and trustworthiness. Liars piss him off. Dan can fib about anything. A white lie here, and a white lie there, never hurt anybody. But after a while, he can't bring himself to lie to Phil Lester. And he struggles the most to lie to himself, when he just can't deny that he's extremely in love with him. //smut warning//

Sequel to Boys Your Age:: "What if I was gay?" "I'd marry you." //Phan

"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.