On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

Meet Calum Hood: Tumblr famous, gay bassist. He knows everyone and everything to know about the Internet. He likes to make short little covers on YouTube in black and white on his lap top, and he's quite proud of his 15 thousand subscribers. But he's even more fond on his 2.2 million tumblr followers, you could say he was the 'it boy' of tumblr. He owned 30+ flower crowns and hundreds if band tees. (Some of which he didn't even know if it was actually a band. The shirt just looked really cool) So it was a normal day, and on his dashboard one Tuesday night, a boy reblogged his post. His name was Michael Clifford. Who knew one itty bitty note would change everything. I guess you could say, it started with a band Based off of the song Collar Full by Panic! At the disco. Coming soon.

Growing up, Mia has always been surrounded by great friends and a supportive family. She's always had a normal life, but her world gets shaken once she finds out that her favorite boy band One Direction, are blood-sucking vampires. Will they become her New Normal?

❝ dear diary, there's this boy at school, and everyday I can't help but admire him from across the room... ❞ © hemmkinks

Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble. Lots of trouble. The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this? She bites her way through it, of course. **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**

**Sequel to Bite Me** "So, here I am, working as an island and hotel resort manager, without a shirt, skipping down the hallways towards the elevator. Isn’t life grand?" Bart Harris, four years later, is working as a sucessful hotel and island resort manager, living life. When Harley Newcroft, the new tour guide, comes into play, his world get's turned upside down, inside out, and any other way he can think of. Harley isn't the girl she appears to be. Animals are found dead with fang marks in the neck. Guys with black ties are creeping around the island. They want something...or someone. All Bart wants is a chance with Harley, but she's got her mind on something else. I guess he just isn't her flavor.

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Somethings don't really go the way you plan it to. This year went a bit differently for Simon's niece, Aria. Adding 9 more important boys in her life, followed by some people from the past, things get.... Not so pretty. Love. Laughs. Tears. Arguements. She's been through hell and back, now it's time for round 2. It was One Hell Of A Year.

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

Marie Summers was a spy. That is, until something major happened, and she got kicked off the force. Now, all she wanted was to fit in with all the other regular teenage girls. But, 5 certain boys in one certain band had to mess that all up. They captured her. They took her away from society and all normality that might've ever existed...might've. Marie's past is the only thing that can save her, but the only thing she wants to keep secret. What will the boys think when they find out who Marie really was? What happens when they try to use Marie in a way she doesn't approve of? And what will the boys think when something goes terribly wrong when Marie is reunited with her long term enemy?