Just me hooking people up. If you didn't know, I actually work as a cupid.

lmao so sorry. best crack rp EVER

tbh if you see this thinkin it be kiibouma then your half right Edit: oumasai oumasai oumasai

Everyone: KOMAEDA NOOOOO! Komaeda: Komaeda yes! • • • • • • • • • • I don't know what to write, since the tittle is pretty self-explanatory. :3 Here are some ground rules (some things you'll expect): 1) Just don't mention anything about hope (or bagels) in front of Komaeda. 2) Don't challenge Akane to a fight (unless you want her to re-challenge you to a duel and beat you up all over again). 3) Don't kidnap...or should I say 'petnap' Gundam's hamsters. Gundam: You fool! They're not merely hamsters, they're my Four Dark Devas of Destruction muhaahaa! Me: ...Got it! 4) Unless you want a .45 caliber bullet in you, I would not recommend calling Fuyuhiko short or a baby-faced gangsta. #FuyuhikoDoesntMessAround And last but not least, is rule number 5! 5) Don't steal any of Aoi's donuts. There will be more rules as time goes on!

You are a 26 year old girl vlogging with your two friends at an abandoned hospital, little did you all know... someone lives there... and unexpectedly, you fall in love with him! (warning: Cursing n stuff) so you know how this goes Y/N: your name E/C:Eye color H/C: hair color A/N: Author's note Alfred, Kao, And mystery do not belong to me! They belong to Sleepykinq, the edge boi that's all we need for now =w=

thank you to everyone who read this... making people uncomfortable is my only talent

The Big Bang Theory was a mistake

This grape is amazing. Can it surpass the Wattpad Egg in votes???