Just me hooking people up. If you didn't know, I actually work as a cupid.

lmao so sorry. best crack rp EVER

tbh if you see this thinkin it be kiibouma then your half right Edit: oumasai oumasai oumasai

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

Everyone: KOMAEDA NOOOOO! Komaeda: Komaeda yes! • • • • • • • • • • I don't know what to write, since the tittle is pretty self-explanatory. :3 Here are some ground rules (some things you'll expect): 1) Just don't mention anything about hope (or bagels) in front of Komaeda. 2) Don't challenge Akane to a fight (unless you want her to re-challenge you to a duel and beat you up all over again). 3) Don't kidnap...or should I say 'petnap' Gundam's hamsters. Gundam: You fool! They're not merely hamsters, they're my Four Dark Devas of Destruction muhaahaa! Me: ...Got it! 4) Unless you want a .45 caliber bullet in you, I would not recommend calling Fuyuhiko short or a baby-faced gangsta. #FuyuhikoDoesntMessAround And last but not least, is rule number 5! 5) Don't steal any of Aoi's donuts. There will be more rules as time goes on!

You are a 26 year old girl vlogging with your two friends at an abandoned hospital, little did you all know... someone lives there... and unexpectedly, you fall in love with him! (warning: Cursing n stuff) so you know how this goes Y/N: your name E/C:Eye color H/C: hair color A/N: Author's note Alfred, Kao, And mystery do not belong to me! They belong to Sleepykinq, the edge boi that's all we need for now =w=

thank you to everyone who read this... making people uncomfortable is my only talent

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