Noire: Hello everyone. I'm Noire, Goddess of Lastation and best CPU of Gamindustri Neptune: *coughs* Lies. *coughs* *coughs* Noire: SHUT UP, NEPTUNE! DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BOOK!? Neptune: My profile, remember? Noire: And Sylver's. Neptune: Aww, cute. You think he still owns this profile. That's cute. Norie: Grrrrrrr... Anyway, as the title suggests, this is a rant book. I'll be ranting about various things I can't stand. It'll mostly be anime, but still. Neptune: Right, because people wanna see a tsundere otaku rant about anime. Noire: Don't you have ANYTHING better to do!?!? Neptune: Hmm... No. All rant in this story is Noire's opinion. Whether you agree or not is up to you. Also, this book will contain a heavy use of profanity. You've been warned, punks. ;P

Raziél is a human traveler who makes a living off of doing the CPUs' quest. One day, he gets a quest that'll forever change his life... For anyone wondering, yes: Raziél is my Hyperdimension Neptunia OC. I just don't have a picture of him since I can't draw for shit. Lol. If he was to have his own game, this would be his story. Currently a work-in-progress, but it will be done sometime in the future... This story is separated into chapters. This is the first one. I'll start at the second as soon as this one is finished. I'm actually almost done right now. So it won't be long. Lol

Hi, everyone! It's-a me, Neptune! But you can call me Nep, Neppy, Nep-Nep, whatever you like. I understand if you can't say my name right, so make up any Nep name you can think of! Teehee! Anyway, you're probably wondering what I'm doing here on Wattpad. Well, in case you're new here and missed out, let me sum up to you the overall gist. So I met this total loner named Silver Xeonic, he and I agreed that I'd take half of his profile as my own, annnnnnnd... Well, that's it. Heheheheheh. Anyway, I'm gonna tell you guys all about my crazy adventures starring ME of course! Oh, and uhh... Silver, too. But who cares about him!? This is ME we're talking about! The protagonist of protagonist! Anyway, make sure you read up on what I have to say! *whisper* Because this is where Silver is exposed. Mueheheheheheheheheheheheh.

Oh crossovers... Sometimes, they work. Other times, not really. Most times... Yeah, they don't really work. But will a crossover between a cute goddess and a busty ninja work? Welp, I don't know. I guess there's only one way to find out. By writing whatever story I come up with and you guys reading it. Warning: The following contains fanservice, adult humor, and all that weeaboo bullshit. Also, I own nothing from these series. They are all owned by their rightful owners. Please support the official releases