Here you will find a vast collection of story type riddles. These stories are "scary when you know the meaning". Can you find the creepy hidden meaning in each one? welcome to the unknown...Detective. May the odds be ever in your favor. HAHAHAHAHA

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***Note Well*** This book shall, from the first volume on, be uploaded at @theonionjunktion! What does this mean? I won't delete the story on this account, however if you wish for edited chapters and see how this story keeps going, then feel free to check it out at the onion junktion (Where you will also be able to find many more amazing books!) *** Setting *** After hundreds of years, candidates to the legendary Title of Twin stars finally appear in the Mysterious Light-Shadow Sect. However, few people can tell wether they will bring luck, misfortune or even catastrophe, as the clash between two hidden powers slowly unveils for the world to see... A thousand years ago, a man at the peak of existence, the Evil Saint, along with his companions challenged the might of the Nine Heavens of Tian and fought the Tyrant of the Heavens, Lord Tian himself! After the Evil Saint died in battle, his companions dispersed throughout the countless planes of existence and laid low, licking their wounds and not daring to openly challenge the heavens again... Now, a full thousand years later, there are once again signs that something big will happen! Mortal, Ageless and Immortal. Three Realms of cultivation, a total of fifteen Stages. Many walk on the path of martial cultivation but few reach its end. A boy eight years old holds knowledge that many seek but none can obtain. Who is he really? What is his connection with the Evil Saint? Who and WHAT is the Mountain? *** Disclaimer *** Immortal Ascension Tower is an original Eastern Fantasy Novel... Mine! ^o^ Although I own the story I do NOT own the pictures or media that I used nor do I have any intention on using them to make any sort of profit through their usage. It is also a story I write in my free time, I have (of course) no editor and, what's more, I'm not an English native speaker so I apologize in advance for any plot holes or any mistakes I might make while writing this story.

"Rescue and retrieve. Utmost priority, extreme prejudice against infected and non-essentials," Jimin repeated the words, lifting his shotgun and resting it on his shoulder, "Understood, Sir," ©chimchimicorn

It's pretty much the title-

My name is y/n the fairy and..what that sound? "A drop on your tongue and you'll live ten years, Take a gulp of it and add 100 more. Drink it all and you'll live forever!" I see another human. He climbs up. "There it is! The fountain of youth." He looks around. "And I don't see a guardian anywhere- huh?" He looks down to see me. "Hey kid you lost or something?" "I'm hear protecting the fountain of youth" I fly up in front of him then hold out my hand. "From bandit's like you" I then blast him off with powerful air. "Your safe now" I tell the fountain. I then hear it again. "A drop on your tongue and you'll live ten years, Take a gulp of it and add 100 more. Drink it all and you'll live forever!" I blast him off. Over and over he cones back. Running or dashing. "Would you cut that out!" He yells "your the one coming back! How are you even alive!? No human should survive from this fall!" "Well..i did fall on a branch...then a lake..then some mushrooms" "Why would the forest be trying to protect a human?" "I don't really care about the forest. I tried playing the nice way..now you force me to get ruff-" He grabs his weapon and I can feel magic on it. "You humans all think the same. Kill and steal, You all want something without earning it." He then grabs the drink. "When I say this goes to my health I really mean it! Bottoms up!" "N-no! You cant!!!" I use vines to grab the drink. "In done teaching you humans! If this dies the whole forest dies!! Now go home and end your journey." "Alright fine. I'll stop." "What do you mean fine! Alright!" "I'm honest I swear!" He laughs