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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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CONTINUED FROM DOCTOR WHO: THE EVANGELION ERROR - BOOK ONE. Ever since he met the alien wanderer/schoolteacher called the Doctor, fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari's life has only gotten crazier by the day. With the Doctor's help, he's survived getting press-ganged as a child soldier in a war for humanity's survival, alien invasions, zombie attacks, fourth-dimensional tactics, the origin of all life on Earth, and even the wrath of his fellow pilot Asuka. Strangest of all, he finds that he may -- for the first time that he can remember -- actually be enjoying himself. His newfound enjoyment of his life may not last for long, however, as the Doctor continues to probe the dark secrets at the heart of the paramilitary organization NERV. From an old enemy hiding deep beneath the streets of the city, to a shadowy international conspiracy seeking to manipulate humanity's future, to a series of even more insidious attacks from the mysterious aliens known as the Angels -- it's going to take Shinji everything he has just to hold on to what remains of his sanity. And even that may not be enough to save him. It seems that the future holds a terrible fate for Shinji -- one that not even the Doctor can protect him from...

Stranded on a parallel Earth, the Tenth Doctor finds himself mentoring a traumatized child soldier enlisted in a hopeless war to save humanity. With an endless number of mysteries in sight -- from the enigmatic alien invaders they call Angels, to the strange machines known as Evangelions used in the planet's defense, to the shadowy maneuvers of those in power -- the Doctor is drawn deeper and deeper into a web of mistakes and sins that threaten to consume all humankind. In time, he'll face the darkest question of them all: what if there are some worlds -- and some children -- even the Doctor can't save?

When Merlin, Prince Arthur, and the knights of the round table go on a hunting trip to help relax, they don't expect to be captured by people who are looking for fighters. The knights are forced to fight for others entertainment in the arena, or they will be killed. Merlin has come to expect extra trouble being the Prince's servant, but what he doesn't expect is to meet familiar faces in the arena. Will the knights ever make it back to Camelot? Or will they face their end in this arena? I hope you enjoy it!

***Requests are currently closed!*** A series of one shots, headcannons, and drabbles by yours truly! It will include: Fluff Gwaine Freylin Angst Ships Freylin Gwaine's hair Freylin And crack THERES GONNA BE A HECK-TON OF FREYLIN OK? I hope you like it! My goal (though perhaps somewhat unrealistic) is to someday get to one hundred chapters.

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When some of the new recruits notice the odd behavior of a certain servant towards their King and the other knights, they take measures in to their own hands to teach him a lesson. What will Arthur and his knights of the round table do when Merlin starts to act weird around them? English is not my language so bear with me please. Hope you like it. R&R! I don't own Merlin! The BBC does. I just write this for my own pleasure. I don't earn anything with it.

They say "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, what do you do when life gives you a pink slip for no reason? Laura Saunders was unjustly let go from her job as an accountant at a big-name firm. Now, she's out to get revenge. Because sometimes in life, you need to balance the sweetness with a little sour.