***I do not have any recollection of why I started writing this. Maybe it was a joke but I'm only continuing this because I guess you guys like it(?). I have no idea on how politics work because quite frankly I do not really pay attention to it since I'm only 15... but oh well.There is no possible way to not laugh while writing this, I'm sure*** Despite all the negativity he receives as president, Barack Obama still manages to do his job the best he possibly can. He knew he was different, not because he is the first African American president in United States history, but because he developed feelings for a specific candidate for the 2012 presidential election. Of course, he tried to push out those thoughts, but soon Mitt Romney began to be the only thing he could think about. When Barack's wife gets kidnapped, everything changes. He wonders off to a journey to find his love and his children's mother. Along the way, he coincidentally runs into none other than Mitt, who aids in the search for his wife. Will Mitt win Barack's heart? Or will Barack find Michelle and continue life as normal?

"Love is as easy as ABC." That's what everybody Taylor has ever known has always seemed to tell her. Her family, her friends, even some of her past lovers. But if she's knocking down the letters of the alphabet, Taylor's already at Plan G, and she hasn't found success once yet. So if she's hunting for love, she needs to hunt down the seventh letter of the alphabet and the seventh love of her life. And perhaps if she takes a risk and simply stops trying, Taylor might find love in the most unexpected of places. {Written in 2013 by neeknoo. All parts of this story belong to me. Thank you so much for your support.}