You return from the taberna after a long time of consumit vinum. You stumble drunkenly to the horto, but you find him there, the most beautiful dominus you have ever laid your oculus on. You are struck by emotion, surprise, happiness, delectat. You see your senex in his toga, and all you can think about is how densus caecilius' ass is. You suddenly become nimble like anti - loquax and caecilius ducit cubiculo. What happens next? Placetne tibi? Are you caecilians' dirty whortus?

"Show me how much you care for me, brother," Leo Lung and Tai Lung were the best of brothers growing up. They trained together, competing for who could be the best warrior ever under Master Shifu's guidance. But when the Dragon Warrior title is on the line, their brotherly competition becomes serious. When Tai Lung is sent to prison after destroying the Valley and crippling Master Shifu, Leo defies Shifu's direct orders and visits his brother one last time. What happens when he returns home? #1 in po, kfp, and mastershifu, #2 in tailung, #3 in kungfupanda, and #4 in kungfu (7/20/2021) #1 in mastertigress and masteroogway, #44 in ocs, #137 in movie (6/27/2025) OC! Insert. First in 'The Lion' Series' followed by 'The Lion and the Peacock', 'The Lion and the Ox', and 'The Wolf and the Chameleon'

This story has reached; #1 - Mantis (11/2/18) #1 - kungfupanda (11/2/18) #1 - Monkey (11/2/18) #1 - Crane (11/2/18) #1 - Oogway (3/26/19) #1 - Po (3/27/19) #1 - Tai Lung (3/27/19) #1 - tigress (7/17/20) #1 - Shifu (12/31/20) Ok so this story is going to take a while for the updates. But other than that this story is about a wolf reader who starts developing feeling for a certain panda. They met when they were young but and developed an unbreakable bond. What they don't know is that they have a destiny. The story basically follows the lines of the 1st movie. But obviously I will be changing things to it. I don't own the movie. But I do own this story so....hope you all like it. Oh yeah, and for the Jade Warrior in my meaning it is going to be the protector of the Dragon Warrior. Since they are stronger than the Dragon Warrior they will still be treated like the Dragon Warrior.

Oneshots of naruto characters x reader, and naruto characters shipped with each other

Hello it's Evee_Panda and I just wanna say- don't take Any of this seriously and pls pls pls don't read it. Thank you so much and enjoy something you shouldn't enjoy! :3

You are best friends with Nicole Watterson, a mother of three beautiful children and married to a, how should I say it, a lazy husband. Of course, she relied on you, you were like her outlet for fun and someone to talk to, because nobody really listens. Nicole's marriage isn't the best, and neither is her sex life. She wishes to have some excitement in her life, some fun that happened back in the day, but who will do such a thing? ah yes, you would (The Amazing World Of Gumball does not belong to me)

There was hope before, just a tiny flicker in the darkness. A star shining brightly despite the horror, the pain, the cruelty. With my little wide eyes, I tried reaching out my hands. I wanted to reach the light. Unfortunately, the small glimmering light disappeared, leaving me alone in the cold and dark dungeon. Nowhere to go and no one to run to, I was terrified. Then there was bright, shimmering light, my face was filled with hope, my mood lit up. Every time the door to my cell opens, hope fills me with unending thoughts of freedom, only to be disheartened at the sight of my nightmare "P-please! No more! I can't take it anymore!" I pleaded desperately. Hah, the younger me was too clueless, they show no mercy, pleading won't ever help. They said nothing, dragging me with them for another round of pain and mockery. Here I am today, standing in my black and (f/c) themed apartment, staring at my phone. I was to join L and his task force to catch a mass murderer named Kira. After these years of manipulating and watching humans, I'm now involved in the action myself. A smirk made its way to my face, my eyes lit up with interest. "Looks like I'm also a player in this game, eh? I wonder who'll win, L or Kira?" Little did everyone know the secrets lurking each character. It is, after all, a natural thing for unusual people. From queens to kings, from knights to pawns, from alters to egos, the world will always be full of deep dark secrets. And as (Name) carefully escapes from a web of unending warped truths, secrets will find their way into her throne, action will walk its way into her life. For no longer will she be watching on the sidelines. NOTE: There will be a lot of references from other animes in this story. (Eg. Attack On Titan/Durarara Etc)

The sand siblings were strong and were able to save the leaf nin from the sound while Naruto went off to find Sasuke. Kankuro didn't plan on finding himself in confusion by saving the Inuzuka. He made him go crazy, constantly thinking about Kiba. But, thankfully for him Kiba is little flirt and always up for helping Kankuro get out of his shell. ⚠️ WARNING: Eventual smut, profanity, some violence, things of that nature. [COMPLETED]

Hello, yes I have created another lemon filled book! This is a book for Kakashi Naruto Sasuke Kiba Gaara Shikamaru Rock lee Itachi lemons soooooo, yeah. Made on 2/2/19

Naruto, sasuke, kiba, shikamaru, choji, neji, lee, kankuro, gaara, sai, and kakashi all go on a mission together undercover to sneak into orochimaru's. Their mission is to gather information but that soon becomes a last resort once they find out he has a slave. Y/f/n y/l/n.