🔼🔼 Story Discontinued 🔼🔼 (TomxTord) Tom is kicked out of the house and needs a job. Nobody will hire him so he applies for a job at a bar. A male stripper. He gets accepted but this as a weirder bar, where the dancers are in total darkness with glow-in-the-dark contacts, undergarments and bowties. He soon gives a private show for a new person, but is He really all that new to Tom?

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)

Tord's parents leave on a buisness trip, and he's left to deal with his anxieties and lack of affection by himself. When a certain blue bird flies into the window of his life, he is set on keeping it in, he bonds with his blue bird in every way possible, trying to gain its love. But when crows begin to nip at peck at the window, leaving cracks or even small breaks, he learns he'll have to resort to other ways to keep crows away. Even if it means some feathers will fall. ===================================== Eddsworld AU where Edd,matt and tord are friends, and a little blue bird im sure you all know, steps into the picture. or should i say, cage? obviously im using birds as figurative language Tord is not going to kiss a jay. I think jays are the blue ones. this book will often update on certain chapters with new banners. due to me forgetting to draw them. also on general grammar because half the time i just wanna get the page out. 2023 Update: this book is being rewritten for quality! This old edition will stay up, but you can find the new version up in my published stories =====================================

It's been 16 years since Tom's fateful decision. Tika is in the care of the Rebellion Base with her two favorite, awesome uncles. She grew up not knowing who her real parents are and her uncles were quick to change the topic every time she brought it up. Even the soldiers around the base knew but wouldn't tell her their names. They only spoke well about one of her parents while they seem annoyed with her other one. The only thing she looks forward to is the blue letters that are sent to the base from her mother. She learns a few things about the rest of her family through them, yet they don't give names. Tika knows she had two older brothers who she's been dying to meet too. She just wants to know more about her family She wants to see them She wants to hear her mother's voice again When she finally comes back to her family, she's in for an adventure. [Sequel to 'His Favorite'] Please also know characters from the series are used, not the real people. Please show some respect ^^

Tord was wrong if he thought he was getting away scot-free with destroying Edd's home, Matt's looks, and his relationship with Tom. Little does he know that his nights with Tom are finally stacked against him, and there's no weaseling out of consequence this time. Hated, alone, pregnant, and with an army to run, what will Red Leader do now? (Contains curse words, mute characters, original characters, nsfw scenes, and minimal gore)