My Boyfriend Is a Psychopathic Clown: Harley Quinn's Story

Dating the Joker (especially the hot, Heath Ledger-type Joker) is a dream of many Batman fangirls (me! ME!!!!!! But only if I can't have The Scarecrow, a la Batman Begins\Cillian Murphy's sexy-psychatrist Dr. Crane, who makes glasses hotter than abs). We all wish we were Maggie Gyllenhaal at Bruce's party when Heath c...