Funny but true quotes by famous people

This is a book of funny quotes that are true, but they will make you laugh

Ari and Zac

Ari Callahan has no idea how to talk to boys -- or how to talk to anyone for that matter. Enter Zac, the cute new guy in town who won't stop texting her. But is his interest real, or does he have a hidden agenda? ***** Found as a young child washed...

What happened to us? (One|shot)

Sitting down for a coffee and asking your ex why your relationship failed.... Painful.

When she cries.

The girl next door is crying again. [One-shot story]

Chasing Hurricane

Hanapan ng girlpren si bitter bestfriend na friendzoned since birth? Game!

Lucid Dream

Merong iba't-ibang paraan ang mga tao para makatakas sa reyalidad. Yung iba nagbabasa ng libro, nanonood ng mga drama sa tv, nakikinig ng music. Meron namang nagsusulat, nag d-drawing, nag p-paint, at nag co-compose ng kanta. Pero si Angelique, ang paraan niya ng pagtakas sa reyalidad ay tuwing nananaginip siy...

Skeletons in her closet

"My name is Maddieson Paredes but everyone calls me Maddy. I'm an 18-year old college student. I go to school by day and I work at a convenience store every night. At bago ko pa makalimutan, isa nga pala akong serial killer."

Dispareo (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM)

"Hindi kami nawawala, Cielo! Nagtatago kami dahil kami nalang ang natitirang buhay! Patay na silang lahat sa taas! Yung mga nandun, hindi na sila tao at hinding-hindi sila titigil hanggang sa mapatay nila tayong lahat!"

Rescue me

Midnight-drives will never be the same for her.

Salakay

Isang marangyang subdivision ang sinalakay ng isang bandidong grupo at nakasalalay sa isang anak ang kaligtasayan ng kanyang pamilya. Hanggang saan ang kaya niyang gawin ma-protektahan lang ang kanyang pamilya?

Here comes Dondy

"Last year he was buried. last week he appeared. Last night he was seen. Today he began to kill. Here comes Dondy and he's coming for you." (Taglish/Completed)

The Midnight Murders

Waking up from coma, Kendra finds out that not everything in Redwood is what it seems nor is her picture-perfect life.

Stay awake, Agatha (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM)

Agatha suffers from a rare disorder that makes her sleep in a long period of time. But what happens when the modern-day sleeping beauty meets an idiotic guy hell-bent on keeping her awake? Well, this is the story of two special teenagers fighting for their ill-fated love. (A CHASING HURRICANE SPIN-OFF)

Mafia Boss' Memoir

Ezekiel Roswell's Personal Property.

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 3)

Mikazuki convinces Bullet to meet his birth parents after being taken away by the former leader of the most powerful mafia group, Black Organization, for twenty-five years. But what if she later learns that their real families are in fact mortal enemies? Will Mikazuki dare to fight for their blossoming love--or will s...

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2)

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. Wi...

My Husband is a Mafia Boss

Si Girl - may pagka-childish, slowpoke, exaggerated mag-isip, accident prone, sweet, mabait, super friendly, hindi nauubusan ng energy, positive thinker pag dating sa mga problema. Si Guy - mature, seryoso, hindi ngumingiti, bossy, masungit, snob, magaling mag-handle ng mga bagay, a perfect decision maker, hindi nakik...

Our Deadly Pact

Book 1 of the Pact Series (also known as Our Suicide Pact) (Warning: This story was written in 2013 when I was around 15-16 years old. A plethora of errors and triggering themes ahead, such as violence, suicide, and vices.) xx One by one each person who joined the suicide pact gets killed and now its up to the wannab...

Fear Thy Pact

Pact Series # 2 | "To defeat the monster, I must become a monster."

Zugzwang: The Final Pact

Pact Series #3 | "Think like a knight, act like a pawn"

Rewind (Erityian Tribes Novella, #2)

Erityian Tribes Novellas, Book ＃2 || What's the use of this power, if I can't even stop his death?

Oh My Ice Goddess (Erityian Tribes, #3) | Published under Pop Fiction

𝗘𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 ＃𝟯 || Krystal was out for revenge. She had been alone since the tragedy that stole everything from her and she spent her whole life trying to get back at the people who did it-Flame Spectre. And Krystal might finally get that chance in the War of best, battle royal...

Guardians | Self-Published under Taralikha

After hearing a terrifying prophecy about her life, Reika had to become a stronger Divian to protect herself from the looming danger. Together with her best friend Lexi, they traveled to the Capital for an apprenticeship under a Spirit Master, but events were moving far more rapidly than expected after they discovered...

Tantei Undiscovered (tantei High Fanfiction)

Just when everything seems right... A twist of fate will happen. Part I: Senshin's Lair - Part II: Shinigami's Lair Ps. Fanfiction lamang ito. All credits for the awesome characters to Purpleyhan.

Black Emperor's little sister is a gangster!?

the best gem in the world are always kept hidden, that's why its called hidden treasure.... the reason why i kept her hidden.. Stephen Y. Ford she was the best thing that's eve...

Scary Riddles

THE TALE OF THE MONSTRE CHARMANT

this is inspired by an anime GOSICK .. well i revised the whole story so hope you liked it !

The Hands Resist Him

Maybe it was fate. Maybe it started when we planned it. Maybe it started when she invited me. Maybe it was when she told us the story. Maybe it was random. But I know the truth. It wasn't their fault. It wasn't fate. It wasn't sheer chance. Because I know it started when I let pride take over. I know, it was all my f...