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Nightmares (Dave x reader x Karkat) COMPLETED by soupalert
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Dave Strider x reader x Karkat Vantas.. Warning: this gets rather violent in some context, blood and gore is fairly frequent. Strong language too, but I don't understand why you need that warning if you got through Homestuck. Dave, Karkat and other Homestuck characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Story belongs to me. Lemon is in there, but you do not need to read it. It's not the best of lemons, it's just kinda ridiculous and stupid. Ps. In the early chapters I may say this is not a Karkat x reader. That was when I was still deciding whether or not this was in fact going to be a Dave x reader x Karkat. So don't pay attention to any of that, cause it is a Dave x reader x Karkat.
Pick Up Lines (Cronus X Reader) by SpiderQueen8
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You were feeling bored one day so you decide to go to a party some of your friends told you about. There you meet a certain seadweller who won't leave you alone. Luckily, you don't want him to.
My Mum Is A Powerful Witch | Reader x DSMP by HelplessSweettooth
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Instead of heading into the cold snowy biome. Tommy meets a cat who lead him to a far away swamp. [No shipping, go read Reminiscence for that '꒳'] [Short story inspired by The Protector by @1XAlimeX1] Also, I'm on ao3 now! Under the name: Helplesssweettooth! Start: April 9, 2022 (happy birthday Tommy!) Finished: July 17, 2022
The Search for Answers: Laurance X Reader Book 2 by MentallyMindBlown
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-Sequel to Light in the Darkness: Laurance X Reader- You return to Phoenix Drop after the whole mission to O'Khasis, but still an unfinished quest nags you. The search for your father. You need answers, and still the threat of O'Khasis hangs over you...
Light in the Darkness: Laurance X Reader by MentallyMindBlown
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You are a spy for O'Khasis. Today you take your first steps into Phoenix Drop, and the moment you pass the gate, your life changes forever. Permanently.
the vampire king 'marshall lee x reader' by authorrr_
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(Y/n) lived with Finn and Jake doing whatever they can. But when Princess Bubblegum sends them to a quest to shut down a 'dangerous' portal, (Y/n) is pushed in and put into what seems like the same place. Stuck in the forest and walking for what seems like forever, she hears music playing and sees what looks like Finn but only...female? Then she spots the bad little boy
cupid ᝰ k.bakugo ✓ by keikaminarii
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❝𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 ❞ -@keikaminari - date: 9/28/2020 𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 ╭┈─────── ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- -ˏˋ こんにちはˊˎ- 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘨𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴...𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 ╰┈➤ **•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚  ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚* 𝙗𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙜𝙤
Secrets Worth Protecting Peter Pan x Reader by MichelleMyers89
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You are the biological son/daughter of James Hook, Peter Pan's archenemy. Since the Captain didn't want you in danger with Peter around, he sent you to a secret place somewhere on the island to keep you safe. He would send you food and water to last you a month, also visiting you a few times. It was a quiet until Peter Pan stumbles upon your hiding place, will he find out that you're Hook's chid? Will he fall in love with you? Or will he taunt you like he does with Hook? The characters of Disney aren't mine just the plot and protagonist #1 in Captain Hook #1 in TinkerBell
PHILTATOS // Foolish X Reader by Lillianna1125
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THE FALL OF AN EMPIRE BOOK TWO -- Approaching Anoitos' temple again, you opened the door, turning as you stepped inside to close it again. The door closing with a satisfying clunk, you spun back around, intending to just quickly bow your head and grab your beads without much circumstance. You were not expecting to see a man, mid-way through stuffing his face with the plate of offerings you had brought, at the altar, his eyes blown wide with panic and focused on you. You stared back at him. "I- you- what are you doing? Who are you? How-?" You turned halfway back to the door, intending to run for one of the guards. "Wait!" The man's voice drew your attention back to him, just in time to see his appearance shift slightly - like there was something behind the mirage of his skin. For a moment - the man was gone, and in his place, a living replica of the hulking gold warrior depicted in the statue took his place. Your hand dropped from the handle of the door, staring up at the god before you. Out of all the times for your prayers to be answered... and of all ways, like this... "See?" He said, shrinking back to the man you had seen before, the boyish smile you knew so well still on his face. "It's just me!" Standing before you, with crumbs of bread on his face, was Anoitos, somehow - impossibly - in the flesh.
ARISTOS ACHAION // Awesamdude X Reader by Lillianna1125
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THE FALL OF AN EMPIRE BOOK ONE --- Your eyes trailed up to the balcony, taking stock of the man who was perched there, hands resting on the railing as he peered down at the crowd that had just entered the room. Broad shoulders were only accentuated by plated armor, polished to a bronze sheen. You had seen this man before, during military processions and that sort of thing. The prison warden, and one of the caesar's previous champions. Samuel. The warden of the prison underneath the colosseum.