Pinkemena Diane Pie, or Pinkie, was one of the most popular girls in Canterlot High (CHS). She didn't have any close friends, and she never dated anyone, but she threw amazing parties and was super friendly. Her frizzy pink hair was one of her many outstanding silly traits. Rainbow Dash, or Dash, was the most athletic and competitive student in CHS. She had many close friends, and was pretty popular. Her waist length hair was dyed with vibrant red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple stripes. She despised anything and everything pink, frilly, or girlie in any way. She and Pinkie didn't get along very well. Dash isn't exactly the nicest person. When she gets angry, she takes it out on innocent people - namely Pinkie. Pinkie has problems without Dash bullying her. She isn't as happy as she looks. In fact, she isn't happy at all. She hasn't been happy in a long time. Dash may seem vain, but she also had her own personal problems. Great losses haunt her, and she doesn't know what to do. Nobody knows Pinkie isn't really happy. Nobody knows how bad Dash really is. Not until the night of Pinkie's second-largest party. Then, everything changes. ~ By the way I'm trying to make this as normal as it can be. I'm modifying the names a tiny bit so they seem a bit more natural. Colourful hair is a result of dye. Regular coloured skin. No magic. No music. No friendship powers. ~ Okay so Pinkie and Dash don't really get together for like ten chapters. Sorry 😐 If you're gonna complain about that then DON'T READ THIS!! Easy solution!!

"Projectile launched... Target... Locked in place." -- Months after a nuclear attack took place and wiped out Ponyville, Canterlot, and the Crystal Empire, hidden beings from unknown locations are now tracking down the Mane 6 (Twilight Sparkle, Rarity Gem, Applejack Apple, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy Forrest, and Pinkie Pie) for their elements of harmony in order to launch a newer, more powerful attack than the last. Will they succeed? -- I do not own any of the characters from the My Little Pony franchise. I made the cover art (editing), and major props to someone named John Joseco for drawing the Mane 6 in the cover. Characters are humans, but with Equestrian magic. As always, enjoy the story!

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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!