"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"Gay porn?" Ashton laughed. "It's not funny! And can you please get off me now? I quite like having the ability to breathe." In which a totally straight guy watches gay porn and his totally gay friend finds out.

"If you really think I'm revolting or a complete asshole, then why don't you quit? Huh? C'mon tell me, Princess," Calum questioned, towering over me with a smirk that was constantly toying at his lips. I knew I would regret my answer later. But in that moment, with Calum's specific scent of mint and an undertone of cigarettes filling my nose, I spoke whatever I wanted. Maybe it was the smell that clouded my thoughts and keeping me from using a filter with my thoughts. "I can't quit because you make me feel some sort of way. I don't know what this stupid feeling is. All I know for certain is that I'm not going anywhere until I figure out what the hell this emotion is."

He teaches her how to be the girl of her crushes dream. Except the deal doesn't work out the way they planned. FYI: there will be a lot of smut