Philip pirrup or, Pip, as most people call him, is an angel. All young angels are assigned a town and his happens to be South Park. A quiet mountain town should have been easy to watch over, the antichrist wasn't supposed to show up.
This is the awaited sequel to "I hate you, conformist." If you haven't read it, you should do that first...
Firkle really hates Ike the conformist jock. He can't help, but hate the way his blue eyes shine and his Raven hair shines.