basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Micheal Jackson finally meets his youtuber crush at the close by Walmart. Will MICHEAL JACKSON AND JAMES CHARLES BECOME ONE PERSON -- 1𝟼+ 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

I wrote this at 5am with my friend years ago so don't judge it was 100% satire :))