Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

In the highly anticipated (well it took two years to get around to...) Sequel to the awkwardly humorous novel, The Husband Games (A One Direction Fanfiction) The games are back in their seventy-sixth year. With a new band to compete for, Five Seconds Of Summer. District R citizen, Jayson Beres is worried she's never going to find a 'Real Man' and will remain stuck with her friend Dale. So when the chance arises for her to compete in the seventy-sixth Husband Games, will she throw her friends and family to the side to snatch the chance? And with 47 other interesting tributes in the mix, it's sure to be one of the craziest Husband Games yet!

I was named after the little mermaid, thought to be strong and brave. A name worthy of a princess, my mum used to say. But I didn't trade my voice for the handsome prince; I just never had it. I've always been the shy youngest sister, too afraid to raise her voice and make herself heard. I don't have the tail and I don't have the personality. I can sing, but no one ever hears me. I guess I only I have the red hair although it's not even naturally red. So how can I be part of his world when I can't even tell him my name? I better never meet the handsome prince, it'd be doomed to fail. So no, I'm not like the little mermaid, I'm just little shy Ariel. -:-:-:- BOOK #2 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Daisy, it symbolises "Innocence, loyal love, simplicity."

So, what happens when a young teenage girl gets a job as One Direction's guitar player for their tour? Well, it ends in love, relationships, tears, pain, friendships gained and broken, and enemies and alliances made. She and her band mates get spiraled into the realistic truth of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. *NOT FOR YOUNG READERS*

Welcome to the first annual Husband Games, where twenty girls will fight for their lives, and the heart of the man they love. Those men just happen to be Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, Michael Clifford, and Calum Hood. They all think they have what it takes to win, but that will all be put to the test.

When Erin and Liam broke up in high school they were both heart broken, but only he knew it wouldn't work out when he left for the X-Factor. After Liam left, Erin changed, and was known as the school slut, leaving her careless wake behind her. When she barely graduated, Erin decided to get her life back together and take the high road. Soon after she got a job, a place to stay, and found a new friend to call her own. But when six people get stuck in the one store with one reckless teen girl, it sparks something new, and not just in Liam.

Have you ever met someone that took your breath away? The very sight of them was beautiful, and you just couldn't stand to be a second away from them? They were so far out of your league, but you just couldn't keep away? You wanted to do everything to please them and let them know they mean so much to you? That person to me was Summer Addison. We met by chance, and I fell in love. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, and I wanted to get to know her. The problem? She wasn't exactly who I thought she was. I'm Harry Styles, and this is my story of how I fell in love with royalty. ** For any translations, check my reading list **

wherein a girl is taken to a fancy restaurant by her polite date, but secretly fancies the rude waiter *********** Copyright © 2015: All Rights Reserved to @gymnasliam (Warning: Use of explicit language and some mature content. Read at your own risk)

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

#658 in Action (10-19-2014) #17 in Action (12-29-2014) #20 Action (1-2-15) _________ By day, Athena Bolton attends the University of New York, majoring in photography. She's a nerd; the know-it-all. But behind the thick rimmed glasses and books, she's more than meets the eye. Because when the night falls, she's Bolt, New York's Most Wanted Criminal. New York Police tremble at her name. No one has ever tried to stop her terror. Until Thunder, the unknown masked crusader with piercing blue eyes begins to roam the busy streets, saving those who Bolt is assigned to "take out." What happens when she meets the man behind the mask? When hatred turns to love, everything Athena ever knew gets difficult. Even if it means saving the life of her arch-nemesis. ________________________ (C) 2014 LoganEPoole © Copyright 2014. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder.