Noelian // Noel Fielding x Julian Barratt // Prison AU // Completed // Noel Fielding is allegedly a mass murderer and Julian Barratt is the head of security and head counsellor at the prison Noel has been placed at to live out the rest of his days before his public execution. Between questionable innocence and naughtiness behind closed bars, will they get caught for the crime of inappropriate lust? // 'the whole is greater than the sum of its parts'

Noelian Fanfic <Julian's POV> 'This was a one night stand, wasn't it? That's what he kept saying. That I can't get attached and it was just one night of great sex and he was skipping town soon anyway. I had to leave him behind. No, he was leaving me behind' AU: Noel Fielding goes by the alias 'Spider' in his famous rock band 'The Mighty Boosh'. Julian Barratt is a penniless writer who lives with his Boosh-enthused friend Rich Fulcher. Neither believe in love until they spend one night together. Although Noel is set on keeping a relationship with his radio-host girlfriend Lliana as well as hiring prostitutes and Julian wants to forget about the whole ordeal and focus on his novels, they always find themselves gravitating towards each-other under any and all circumstances.