𝚆𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚋𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚕𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘, 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚏𝚕𝚢, 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕. ... 𝚃𝚑𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜, 𝚜𝚕𝚢𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚗. 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍. - 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚞𝚜 ---------- In which Klaus Mikaelson, meets his match in the so-called devil herself. (extended summary within story)

how I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!

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