Dave Strider has a crush on Karkat Vantas. Major crush actually. He's going to attempt to ask him out. Oh great. Karkat starts developing feelings for a certain boy. But all they are is Moirails. Is that all?

This is a Schoolstuck! And a Human stuck! :3 hope you like it!

John and Dave happened to be born on the same day and in the same hospital. They also happened to be switched when given to their guardians. How could life be different? Well, that's a long story. Author: I write to much johndave I own nothin! I've only written the story but I've been helped with this one so its not only me!

*a/u human!stuck* Dave is the calm, cool, and collected Strider that can keep a level head in any situation handed to him. He's is known to be one with the ladies. But what happens when he loses every bit of cool he has meeting the boy that just can't catch a break? He comes to find that he can't stay stoic in front of this kid for a single second, but with determination running through him to look cool in front of everyone, he travels back in time to meet the kid all over again. But does his plan run a smoothly as he had hoped? Or will he find that there's more to him not giving up to make a great first impression?... (A/N: hello! SpleneticIntrovert here! This is going to be my first story on this profile, but not my first story on wattpad. I have other accounts for non fanfiction based stories-just to keep everything in line. I admit I am not perfect at this but I do my best to spell check, and everything like that. I will put in author notes only when needed, too. I hope to get people to read this and maybe even enjoy it! Credit of characters goes to the creator of homestuck, Andrew hussie)

it's not a diary!! just a place to put these weird- AND DEFINITELY NOT HOMOSEXUAL- thoughts! yeah... that's all it is...

So firstly, this is pretty much Dave writing in a notebook about his friends being shipped together. It will have a real backstory kind of. I got the idea from someone who made a story where it's Karkat writing fanfiction shipping himself with people. I adore the idea and I feel like Dave would have some awesome af ideas. This will hopefully hold people over while I work on my other fics. Enjoy.

It's smut, deal with it. Warning tho; this has abuse and master peasant shit so keep up bitch.

this is smut. that's all I gotta say. since some of you literally been giving me shit I have to state that: I DO NOT OWN THESE HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS NOR DO I OWN HOMESTUCK. K?!

A DAVEKAT FANFICTION. Almost 90% kismesis and created with the help of @Cool_kid_Dave WARNING HIGH LEVEL OF HATEFUCK