Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you. Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her. Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad. Who am I kidding? use these to become a badas$

A kinky smutty story novel. Rated-R for very sexual, and adult content, with a twisted and unexpected plot hurdle. Dive into the complicated love life of Lillian. A short tale, of a traumatized submissive woman learning to not only love again, but to love kink once more.

"Com'here bby girl" He said with a smirk "Mr Baker, I can't, we are still in school, someone could come in any seco.." "Shhh... call me daddy" Lips pressed onto mine. Not suitable for younger readers, romance mixed with smut, hope you enjoy.

FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

If you're bored, come and read this Its where i update some unique addresses from wattpad accounts (Cover pic not mine, credit to owner <3)

Welcome back! This is the second book of H20 Delirious X Reader! If you haven't read the first one then don't read this one because you wont understand what is happening, so go read the first book then come back to read this one! The story continues! (Y/n) has last seen Jonathan about 2 years ago since he's been killed by police officers and the boss, now she's starting a new life. What will happen when she descovers a secret. What will she do... Will she accept it? Things will go downhill in this story. (Warning in this book we will now start Smut! And lemons!)

Ever wondered what the signs are like in situations , what they act like or how to tell what sign someone is? Then this is the book for you! Suggestions and requests are allowed.

This story will be written into different parts like one chapter for one zodiac and there will be a complete 12 chapters in total, I might later rewrite them so...?