After an accident, she found herself possessing a small cannon fodder's body inside a novel she was reading! But why did the storyline seems to be a little different than what she had read? Xiao Hua, the body she was currently possessing, will die if she stayed around Princess Long Lian and the Third Prince Long Zhu, but her escape plan failed and gotten herself tricked to be the prince's maid! She expected her days will be full of torture, but why did he pamper her to an unbelievable degree? The Third Prince was supposed to be an unambitious prince, a cannon fodder, but he did not act according to his script! He went wild by arming himself with power and gathered the heroine's supporting male leads to go against the hero and heroine! Aiya, did she transmigrated to a dark version of the novel instead of the original one? [This story is not the full version. Full version could be purchased from selected sites] Google play: https://play.google.com/store/books/series?id=3gAsGwAAABDzGM Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L6CW1CX?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tukn [Disclaimer: The cover is a fanart used with the permission of the artist, @-helios ] THIS IS an ORIGINAL STORY (by the way) Start: 7th December 2017 End (Vol 5): 19th July 2019

↣ Lookism x Parody! Delinquent! Reader ↢ [ Currently Editing ] ▸ Animalism (noun): behavior that is characteristic of or appropriate to animals, particularly in being physical and instinctive. Y/N L/N is a wish fulfillment character with a mean appetite and an even meaner punch. Her nonchalant attitude paired with her insane family had landed her in deep water with the (home country) media. Which caused her to go back to a place where she never cared to return to. South Korea. And who does she move in next to? Take a guess. Because she's not a Mary Sue for no reason. + Female Love Interests included I got number 1 for the ranking "zoey". Nice. ☾WARNING☽ ▸ Y/N is perceived as tall and intimidating ▸ I constantly misspell Zoe as Zoey ▸ Yandere warning in later chapters ▸ VERY CRINGY CHAPTERS ▸Mary Sue Warning! ⇢⇢ THIS IS A PARODY OF THEM XREADER FAN FICTIONS, SHE IS JUST A RIDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED AND SOMEWHAT SELF AWARE MARY SUE. HIGHKEY MARY SUE. .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ All original images are drawn from Taejoon, this is not made for profit 　ﾟ+..｡*ﾟ+ Chapters 1-30, Halloween Special, QandAs, 43, 44 are edited.

Can you love someone full of fault? Perfect purple eyes, Hu Zi has a pair, but to her, they are just ornaments. She is blind. She met her teacher that taught her how to control and 'feel' the winds, making her able to walk by herself. One night, she opened her eyes, only to see that all of her family, even her playful teacher, were no longer there. --- Waking up in the morning, seeing a boy sleeping peacefully beside her, smiling as he opened his eyes. The prince was stuck in his nine-year-old body, despite already being an adult. On the wrist of his right hand was an identical tattoo to the one who killed her entire family. The imperial family dragon patterned crest tattoo. "Even if you are the strongest person in heaven and earth, no matter what, you are still a woman. My woman." --- #1 Romance, community Tapas (invite code: ENER540A) #1 Adventure, Wattpad THIS BOOK IS COMPLETELY FREE ON TAPAS! Editor: Foenix and Widad Cover: Ene (flower from pngtree.com) Update schedule: 3 chapters on Saturday (not fixed)

Highest rank #1 in Historical He glared at me with irritation. "Come inside!" ...And I did. He pointed to the stack of books on the floor. "Pick them up and arrange them the way they're supposed to." With trembling hands, I did what he asked quickly. Fret in the way I moved, picking up the books into my arms and lap one by one only for them to fall back on the floor over and over. I was a mess, upset, and it was obvious. This wasn't the kind of first meeting I dreamed of. The second prince was mean, and he was irritable. He had no clue who I am which made me resent it even more. He scowled as he watched me made mistakes after mistakes and after a while, he grew frustrated and bent over, picking the books himself. "Forgive me, I didn't mean to snarl at you the way I did. I'm not used to being distracted. No one ever walks in my office unless they have my permission. I don't even know how the guardsmen let you in." I wanted to say because unlike you, they recognized who I am. But I kept my mouth shut in fear of aggravating his anger. His voice took a lot gentler tone, I imagined he must've realized how upset I was and felt bad about it. I said nothing. When we're done, I rose up to my feet, couldn't wait to get out of this room. This man was so impolite to me that I couldn't wait to get away from him. "I apologize, your highness. I didn't mean to distract you in your private office." I stepped back getting ready to leave when a sliver of sunlight struck highlighting my face. "Wait!" He murmured and I turned back to look at him. "You're beautiful." He said breathlessly. I would have blushed, but he was so mean and rude to me that his compliment lost its impact long ago. "I need to go," I told him. "Wait." A wave of panic rose in the tide of his voice. The prince was afraid to lose me. "What's your name, girl?" He asked quickly. "Jasmine, my name is Jasmine, your highness." "My Jasmine?" He murmured hopeful.

In the first world she transmigrated into, Song Jia accidentally killed the original host and made the monarch so insane with grief that the whole world was destroyed with him. Her boss then declared after she went back to the modern world: "No salary for six months!" Song Jia: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ In the second world she transmigrated into, Song Jia had to raise a cute little bun and thought that her job this time would be easy. In the end, the cute little bun became a sadistic killer that could solemnly say to her, "Just push me below you and take advantage of me." Her boss: "..." Song Jia: "..." [Original story] [Cover image not mine.] Highest Ranking: #1 yandere #1 ancient china #1 obsessed

She was born to be an empress. Beauty like immortal, talented in many aspects and a great politician. She married to the crown prince at the age of 11. Engendered two heirs for the kingdom. She really lives a perfect life. Shining crown and beautifully embroidered gown. Tingling hairpins on her head doesn't make her happy. Is it too greedy to ask for more? Is it insolent to say that she's unpleased with her life? Because the emperor never looked at her. Because he doesn't favor her, her days are full of sorrow. All she ever wanted is him.

One Year, that's what they agreed upon. That's why she worked so hard to please him. That's why she did everything in her power to help him and his people. So she could live her second life, the way she wanted. In peace. One Year, they promised each other. To live a life as husband and wife. One Year, to convince everyone that they were a loving couple. One Year, to gather information on his enemies. One Year, to gather as much support and power from the royal court to his side. One Year, of playing pretend and fooling the whole Kingdom of their fake love story. Little did she know, it only took One Year for him to fall in love with her. Will he keep to his word of One Year? Or go back on it and break their promise?

Volume II In the first world she transmigrated into, Song Jia accidentally killed the original host and made the monarch so insane with grief that the whole world was destroyed with him. Her boss then declared after she went back to the modern world: "No salary for six months!" Song Jia: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ In the second world she transmigrated into, Song Jia had to raise a cute little bun and thought that her job this time would be easy. In the end, the cute little bun became a sadistic killer that could solemnly say to her, "Just push me below you and take advantage of me." Her boss: "..." Song Jia: "..." A thousand skies later, the blackened male god pressed Song Jia against the wall and finally whispered into her ear. "Caught you." [Original story] [Cover image not mine.]