You are a popular singer who happens to be Phil Lester's younger sister! When you meet Dan, his tall and sarcastic flatmate, will you develop feelings for the guy, or will the whole thing go down in flames? **NOTE** This started off very cringey and I'm so, so apologetic. Also, how tf did this story get so long...? Jfc (Story is intended for a female reader. Other genders may change the pronouns and some words, but it will get complicated. I'm very sorry)

"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

You: LIV you: Why did you change your number?! You: REPLY You: LIV I NEED TO TALK TO YOU Liv: I am not Liv Liv: How did you get my number? Highest ranking: #1 in Fanfiction ❤

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

After a tragic car accident resulting in the loss of her parents, 14 year old Brooke is sent to live with her brother Michael and his three band mates. Her brothers and his friends help Brooke heal her grief and bring her on some crazy adventures that inevitably comes with living with four young men. *I am currently in the process of re-writing and editing this story. Thanks (:*

• COMPLETED • In which a young girl and her older brother take on the world and safety pin the pieces of their broken hearts back together.

"Kelsey?" He took my hands in his. I couldn't look at him, it was too much. He shouldn't be here. I took in his physical state, his eyes were bloodshot and glassy, and the bags under his eyes were deep purple. His nose was red and he sniffled frequently. He'd been crying, I couldn't see him like this. "I'm sorry." I pulled my hands away from his, and walked away from everything that had mattered to me for the past few years. For all her life, Kelsey Irwin, has just been known as Ashton Irwin's little sister. She's always hung around with the band, but everyone looks as her as their little sister, but she wanted more. Copyright © 2014 trashton_

"hi daddy, mommy says its been one year since you went away to a place called heaven" Copyright © all rights reserved 2014 @FingerMeCal (Edited in 2019)

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.