STOP. THIS IS NOT THE PHANFIC. IF YOU CANNOT PAUSE FOR FIVE SECONDS TO READ THE DESCRIPTION, THEN I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR COMMENTS. I'M NOT CHANGING THE DAMN TITLE JUST BECAUSE YOU WONT READ THE DESCRIPTION. - This is the story of a man named Matthew Hoopes and his hat. Hoopes' hat becomes posessed and tries to tame Matthew Thiessen's ramen noodle hair. Together, along with their friends Cola and Sahara, they must work to put an end to the red hat and save Matt's majestic hair.

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]

❝mintygi: trust me, i can make you my bitch.❞

❝ Once a fanboy, always a fanboy. ❞ They said. ❝ No. ❞ I said. ❝ Just once a fanboy... ❞ | 2016 |

~ He stood at the edge ready to end it all. "Your gonna jump aren't you?" Yoongi stood there in shock. He almost didn't hear the stern voice through his own tears, but it sounded so familiar~ Yoongi's depressed. Despite having had huge success with their latest comeback, the pressure is getting to him. He's always had anxiety and depression but with the added stress of this comeback it's becoming a lot for him, almost too much. That is until two members find him, hopefully before it's too late.