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da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 safetee. dis is wher he meats marion moseby, the ultra sexi ballerina. howeva mr moseby thinx tht bobbys a hooligan. wat wil bobby do 2 get da luv of his lyfe? a tru luv storie<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Y/n discovers a village and falls in love.....y/n starts talking to the creatures in the village....

If "Sin" Was A Category That Is Where This Would Belong

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Bernie sanders And Donald trump secretly like each other. They meet face to face at a debate. Will their urge to become president over rule their urge to become more than rivals. Republican vs. Democrat, who will come out on top and who will fall to the bottom .

From the author who brought you Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles comes an exciting new tale that's sure to make a drug-addicted; fornicating evolutionist out of you! (Now, with author's notes and vines!)

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