Does as it says on the scream mask. Please note: if you haven't watched any scary movies EVER (a bit weird in my book. lol, pun not intended), you might not understand the hilarity that I posses. This was originally going to be a Halloween special, but due to popular demand, some more wacky guides are coming your way. keep an eye out for them, or you may be like those stupid people in the movies. Enjoy! And learn...

just what the title says

Talking Angela is not an app you wanna play with. Some say once you download the app is when it starts. Others are too afraid to even look at the app. Look very closely into Angela's eyes. Tell me what you see

What if there was more to the name 'Lily White' than met the eye? What if we'd been blind?

After Iris passes away giving birth to Jeff's son and daughter, he is left all alone to raise them. However, his son is kidnapped by his worst enemy and his brother, leaving him with just his daughter, Jaycee. Jaycee grows up being the most important thing her father has, seeing as how Iris is gone. When Jaycee is all grown up, will she end up finding love where she least expects it? Will her overly protective father ever let her grow up? And what about Masky, the man who has lost love on more than one occasion?

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

My twist on a Marilyn Manson love story ... Because we all know that happily ever afters don't exists...