❝i've loved you ever since i first saw you come up those exact stairs and into my life. and i can only hope you feel the same way i do.❞
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a story in which a girl is desperate to find a date to her parents new year's eve party, and after meeting a guy, she goes to his house only to realize that she actually is in love with his roommate.
"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead."
"ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell."
|serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan|
|lowercase intended|