You're (Y/N) and your life couldn't be more boring.. Being an old Black wing project... Project phoenix your life used to be exciting... Until you ran away... You were sick of being trapped in a cell with the rowdy 3...or project incubus.... So you busted out of the cage using your phycocensis and pyrocanesis you set fire to the lab setting Project incubus free and also yourself... You refused to go back and now live in the Ridgely with your weirdo neighbor Todd Brotzman and little did you know that Dirk Gently knew who you were and was wondering if you'd help in the Spring Case.....

Second fanfiction- HOLD ON, COME BACK, THE FIRST WAS QUITE WELL-RECEIVED. Okay, now that you're here, I'm going to say that his is a reader insert based off of the 2016 Television adaptation. I hope you enjoy! Credit to my friend for the cover! (Also if Max Landis somehow sees this because he seems like the sort who would read fanfiction, which isn't a bad thing, I'd like to say 1. I'm a big fan, 2. Your version is better than this so I'm sorry)